warm cloud

Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.

Becky loves to give Tommy warm clouds after every hit she takes.

by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017

Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.

Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*

by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018

Blue Cloud

A patch of blue sky on an otherwise fully cloud covered sky

Oh look! It's a blue cloud!

by Doginim June 21, 2016

Vape cloud

Created when somebody (after inhaling off an electronic cigarette) exhales a large cloud of vapour.

"Do you even cloud bro?"
"Bro, check this vape cloud."
"Man, my box vape let's me cloud hardcore."

by Tropika April 30, 2016

Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.

Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!

by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

Cloud 0

Nothing exists beyond this point.

You are obsolete? No.

You are happy? No.

Are you here? yesnoyesnoyesno
You are nothing. Everything.

NothingEverythingNothingEverythingNothingEverything/);&@/99-“-:(“9(“/“”-02)4)/&/@/@,!,’lOch$;@/pain;@@:”-“;!,!.free:$/&@/!;&,@:@/@sorrow);&/9;8!;$;&:92&);hhhhhelp me$:&/@;&!,@:@-@!;&/@-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh$;&/&,!!:@/&/!!,&-@@/!;

Why are you here?
Are you afraid?
Maybe there’s good reason.

Would you like a better one?
Cloud 0
betterworsebetterworsebetterworse

by \/\/|~|£?£ December 4, 2021