cleftology

the study of cleftness

what's your thesis on sam jacobs?
its on cleftology richard.

by clarkee December 9, 2008

Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate

Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

by Gonzo1812 September 14, 2010

Clemtwt

Clemtwt is a subtwt where people joke about tommyinnit being a transfem lesbian to piss off maintwt / mcyttwt.

Person 1: clemtwt dni you’re weird for thinking tommyinnit is a trans lesbian he’s a cis male.

person 2: no we don’t think he’s actually trans we just hate you all for being this stupid.

by Averagemcyt December 21, 2021

yeetamus cleetamus

A phrase to use when you are ecstatic and/or happy.

Friend: Did you hear about the news? My neighbor Dan died! He was such an asshole!
You: Yeetamus cleetamus!

by The Gaymaster furrydweller January 10, 2019

Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 9, 2009

Cleatto

When a mail or female is masterbating and taking a shit.

Oh man, I had the biggest cleatto ever last night. 8=D

by Harry .P. Ness November 6, 2010

cleptic

a slang word for cool, awesome, crazy, insane, used by the out crowd, like saying wicked. Its a quirkier way to say cool that we started using when everyone says everything is "awesome!"

can be used sarcastically, just like any other adjective.

1. So i got two tickets to the Evil Dead this weekend. Want to go with me?
2. Cleptic! i'd love too!

a. how cute are these shoes!
b. *rolls eyes* they're soooo cleptic.

by Feyra August 26, 2013