No ching no chong

In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.

No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.

Russian: i got next
Me: No ching no chong

by czpillz March 19, 2008

Chong

To vape, or to smoke an e-cigarette

‘Ye bens Chonging in the school toilets’

by Jowitt April 18, 2020

ching chong bing bong

Something either said by Asians as an alpha move against racists or white people saying this to seem Asian which is both racist and funny at the same time.

Person1: Ching chong bing bong
Person2: Wtf
Person1: lolololol
Person2: You sure you don't have brain damage?

by whoscandice45 October 11, 2021

chongitis

the disease of being a chonga.

EW! she has chongitis. Be careful she might be contagious.

by Jacy Oh August 7, 2006

CheongY

the asian style of a man fist-fucking a horse until the asshole is round and big enough to fit 3 lemons

Todd: Peter, did you hear?
Peter: wut nigga?
Todd: Nick gave CheongY to his pet horse Stacker, i think he has used 3 lemons
Peter: dude, these were MY lemons

by Nick Dooouchde August 17, 2009

Chongus

A large shemale penis of the black variety

Harry loves the chongus

by HR17 September 18, 2018

Choong

Adjective; describing word.
Means to be extremly high on cannabis;
eyes are small.

"Im so choong!"
"Your eyes look so choong!"

by Hangie Yo August 17, 2008