In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.

No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.
Russian: i got next
Me: No ching no chong
by czpillz March 20, 2008
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A stereotype of the way that asian or oriental people speak, especially chinese. More than likely is offensive to practically all Asian people.
I can't stand that ching chang chong talk. What the hell is he freaking saying?
by ACL April 14, 2004
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A Racist or Stereotypical reference on Asian race (More like on Chinese Kinds) or a Racist Asian Language that many people wont understand except the person who speaks it right
John: Hey Lee, tell me if I say something in your language. Ching Chang Chong

Lee:这是非常种族主义(That is very racist)
by Kittymustshio June 4, 2012
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Another name used for the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Commonly used in the UK.
"Hey do you want to play Ching Chang Chong?"
by Boot123 June 11, 2012
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Yo Sam do speak Chinese? Oh yea Ching Chang Chong ( with Chinese accent)
by SEXY MAN LIKE BRIAN SIREGAR November 23, 2018
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