chili con karnie 

when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity

God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?

chili con karnie by chili willie January 22, 2009

Chili con Carne 

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

Chili con Carne by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

chili head 

verb.
The performance of oral sex while the recipient is eating chili.

Can't wait for tha Super Bowl dawg. Gonna kick back on tha lazeee boy with a big ol bowl of chili and get me some dat chili head. It gonna be rope yo. I loves tha chili head. What you mean 'there gonna be any girls there?' you trippin B.

chili head by dougie shitmore May 2, 2018

chili pie 

A manuever that can only be executed by first performing the scary uncle.

I wanted to give her a chili pie, but I couldn't get her into the scary uncle.

chili pie by Asyd309 April 23, 2005

chili con carne 

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

chili con carne by chilibillie November 18, 2009

chili dog 

A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.

Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!

chili dog by Jason January 9, 2004

Chili Dog 

When you put hot sauce on the womens vag, then proceed to pound it hardcore. Pull out then slam it in her mouth.

Gave that ho a chili dog... for breakfast

Chili Dog by EpicJesus August 5, 2009