he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
by Paul December 30, 2004

Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

by montypark January 18, 2009

A champion brand rocker whoever has a “c” in their name , other people with no “c” in their name can’t rock shit and are ass.
by Championnnnn May 11, 2019

by *•*Anon*•* March 23, 2022

When an officer or superior in your chain of command plays constant pranks and/or continually harasses his/her inferior, making it difficult for said inferior to work or function properly. Named for the harassment one suffers under the rule of CPT Champion.
SPC Green was championed all day while he was trying to work in the aid station. He was very unproductive due to being championed so much.
by Green_Machine June 1, 2011

When someone is sexy af and no one can take it.
They literally just look at you and you feel like Bacon because there that smokin.
They literally just look at you and you feel like Bacon because there that smokin.
by Cashmeoutsidehowaboutdah February 1, 2017
