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J.R.O.T.C.

A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist. Classes cost more than the average high school class, teach racism and homophobia, have a generally sub-par curriculum, and promote violence.
Remember when two Arizona J.R.O.T.C. members dressed in fatigues and killed nine Buddhist monks after looting their temple?

Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.
by King Superman October 25, 2007
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L.m.r.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f

I don't really know what it means but my friend thinks it means "Let me ride your dick until you cum on my face"
Girl: "Hey L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F"
Guy: " wtf..."
by pleaseineedsomelove July 11, 2020
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you are so bored you typed every letter on your keyboard but with a space between them
Hey Jake, what are you doing?
I'm so bored: I'm just gonna type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by McDonalds Fries August 23, 2021
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r.e.s.p.e.c.t

Rubbish. Especially. Someone. Pretending. Exactly. Crap. Time?
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
james:omg RUBBISH
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!
by alex.x April 4, 2008
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C L O U T M A S T E R

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT
Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.
by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019
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