chach clown

Someone who is not only being a chach but is also being an idiot at the same time. ie someone cutting you off in traffic because they're talking on their cell phone or doing some other task.

Mary was a chach clown when she cut off a car to get into the left lane and then went 5 miles per hour under the speed limit.

by pugmahon August 1, 2009

cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010

hungarian clowncar

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

punch my clown

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

by deeeee. July 13, 2010

Solar plexus clown gliders

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023

Punching the Clown

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 8, 2005

The clown is down

To indicate that a resolution is final.

"The clown is down."

If you don't know where this is from, you are ignorant.

by PoopyPoo January 4, 2006