Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

by Birch Guy December 2, 2014

Side Buttoned

The action of ignoring an incoming call by the use of the side button on one's cellular phone.

"Dude, I totally side buttoned this chick last night. She must have called me five times."

by Taylor H. March 2, 2008

buttholey

As in more than one butt hole. Describing something that is lame beyond belief. To be used only when all other synonyms are insufficient.

"Wow. I can't believe Jason burned the popcorn and then just peaced. That's so buttholey."

by bethaney April 1, 2008

butthole blast

The newest flavor of Mountain Dew, served only at Taco Bell. A play on words with the actual name, Baja Blast, for it's effects on the bowels.

Dude, I love the Butthole Blast Mountain Dew but it tears me up...

The pain is in the name.

by LeGiT ACT March 4, 2009

stinky butthole

Something you say when you want to sound like a retard. It’s used to describe just about anything. Yell out stinky butthole any time.

Man, John smells like a stinky butthole.

by M-dog October 29, 2019

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

Butthole Cat

Big ol buttholes that roll around on oatmeal wheels with xray glasses and screams like a cat.

Man that person is being such a Butthole Cat

by Snaggle Fraggle April 12, 2008