braeden burch

the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.

girl 1: who are you dating
bri: braeden burch!

by brizika July 19, 2018

Steve Bruce

Useless fat wanker. Couldn’t win his mother’s love nevermind the Championship.

Jon - “Did you eat all the pies?”

Dave - “Do I fucking look like Steve Bruce?”

by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019

Open a can of Bruce Lee

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

Jeremiah Joseph Bruce

The gayest ho ever. Sucks DICK. eats shit. fucks his brother

That Guy is Jeremiah Joseph Bruce

by bananaman7778 May 9, 2019

Mrs. Bruce

A substitute teacher the size of the death star, has gills, be careful not to look down or you will see her pussy

Oh no we have Mrs. Bruce as a sub get your gas mask ready

by Weggle December 14, 2022

Bruce Almighty

1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit

1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!

by Jonni S March 18, 2004

burberry sandwich

Burberry sandwich :

1. Being mugged or stuck in a group of people, normally chavs.

2. Also the name of an unsigned SKA band in Kent

Rick - Poor Tim was in a bad burberry sandwich, took his money phone everything

Paul - Damed chavs...

by Sin and Smile December 26, 2008