Mens bits

Colloquial term generally employed by vertically challenged French loving individuals to refer to a penis or phallus

Oh! I say! Those mens bits on that calendar look very nice

by C Boy February 8, 2005

bits

baby tits

Mmm mmm that baby got some bits yo!

by linkapoo May 29, 2010

twiddly-bits

n., meaning "genitals"

he makes my twiddly-bits tingle!

by xaos April 21, 2004

Ropey Bits

The stringey part of ejaculate that makes it hard to swallow.

Gladys tried to swallow his load but she kept gagging on the ropey bits.

by Morgon July 2, 2006

jibbly bits

The male anatomy. A man's business.

"Damn! Look at him! You can see his jibbly bits through his pants!"

by Aunty Pebblz September 16, 2013

bits

refers to male genitalia. commonly used in conjunction with peices

she was all over my bits.
he wanted a go with my bits and peices, i politely told him to sod off.

by alex December 4, 2004

Birmingham briosche

The act of receiving oral sex from an extremely ugly woman, or maybe even a transvestite, you withdraw just before spunking and shoot it into their right ear.

"Hey man, what ever happened to you last night? We waited around for you after the bar closed but you had already gone."

"Sorry, I was trashed and hooked up with this sow of a bitch and I ended up giving her a Birmingham briosche."

by CheesedickPipecleaner December 12, 2007