british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 04, 2022
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British tunnel

Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy
by Asstowrist February 08, 2018
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British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.
Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry
by Donnie9 March 13, 2012
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British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.
"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"
by Shetlandpony007 April 08, 2017
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British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap
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British Voldemort

Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media
British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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