breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
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Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.
'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'
by ewgvwg March 25, 2006
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chino breakfast

While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth
Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate
by Dr Drip November 21, 2014
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Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
by Chachi55 April 09, 2022
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breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.
Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"
by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016
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Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.
I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it
by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011
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Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts
What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.
by Eachmedal7 April 03, 2019
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