man boobs

tits on a man usually characterized by big protruding nipples

Phil Mickelson has man boobs

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 24, 2006

man boobs

when a male with a penis has titties the size of a womans. as in the man is fat.

dude, go look up mr. pregnant titties like a woman on youtube.
its a black guy with man boobs!!

by greeny169 November 3, 2008

cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

by Farmer Giles April 11, 2005

christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.

i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year

by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

bookslave

a person who works at a retail bookstore or a bookseller, for close to minimum wage.

This summer, I'm going to be a bookslave at Barnes & Noble.

by bookslave1 September 27, 2008

Booksecutioner

A Librarian who is good at weeding books from a library collection.

The librarian is a good booksecutioner and keeps their collection weeded and current

by tony1492 January 11, 2013