Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.

I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!

by JQuavious January 19, 2024

Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots

All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears

by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024

spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3

Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/

by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024

Sweaty Bongino

When you have no choice but to take a dump in a blazing hot, unshaded porta potty at a music festival or other event.

Damn, there's no choice; I'm gonna have to take a Sweaty Bongino.

by SomeDude32165814784 January 23, 2026

On the bongos

Surprising, funny, happy, or wonderful.

"This pizza is on the bongos!"

by Bachelorfan34 December 17, 2012

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

by Joannelily March 28, 2022