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Pepto-Blando

This stereotype is just average. The best comparison is in the Lego Movie where they go inside Emmet's mind and Wildstyle says something like "There is nothing in here!" And that is the same for Pepto-Blando. They pay attention so well in class because there is just nothing shooting in the back of their mind. They rarely have any original thoughts, whatever they say just feels empty "Follow your dreams!" "Your beautiful just the way you are!" And they just believe everything any teacher says pretty much. They require a hive mind of average people just to think properly, a sensory comparison would be eating plain flour, flour is used in cookies which are interesting. But flour is plain and boring, not to mention bland.
All the pepto-blandos in class litterally drool on the floor during the lesson. Are they literally so smart because of how braindead they are? This teacher is not interesting in the slightest.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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miguel bolanos

Tryhard at games but is a very nice person, has a good sense of humor, and has a cute voice.
by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022
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Jaylen Bland

If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid
I love you Jaylen Bland but I hate you at the same time :)
by Niyahpooh March 25, 2022
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Joe Borland

Very camp man who bums alfie Holley . Spunks on purdy
Is that joe Borland
Yes
He’s probably with purdy
by Longschlongstan April 15, 2022
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handsome bobandsome

To reach the pinnacle of attractiveness and cuteness. Maybe used to describe pets or people and their level of desirability.
Oh my, would you look at my dog Yeti, he is so handsome bobandsome!
by Notsirt May 12, 2022
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mataia bland

A freak, loyal, young & turnt, and fine asf. Might consider her a high score!
Whoever name is mataia bland, go with it
by Coolestjiggo78 November 19, 2023
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Jack Blandy

A cool sigma dude that goons every day
by kelly kelly February 2, 2024
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