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Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
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No no blue balls

No no blue balls is Avery's not yours carsyn
Use lethal force "no no blue balls"
by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020
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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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Blue balls 2.0

Blue balls is where ur hard and ur balls hurt cause u need to release the white monster
Chance needs to unleash the monster cause his blue balls 2.0
by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
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Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.
Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
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Blue balls-ing

When a guy is waiting for a girl to take them back after break up and throw himself at the gym 24/7
He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 1, 2019
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Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
by Sinvídet May 12, 2022
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