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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024
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Blue balls 2.0

Blue balls is where ur hard and ur balls hurt cause u need to release the white monster
Chance needs to unleash the monster cause his blue balls 2.0
by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
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blue balls

gay ass retard monkey with large head and small body
by blueballshater100 March 12, 2023
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Blue Ball Effect

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.
Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.
by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024
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Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.
Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!
by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024
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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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