It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

by slagxoxoxo April 11, 2022

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?
Well you see my chick was giving me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
-what how?
Well you see my chick was giving me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
by Shupy April 12, 2021

by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
