cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.

1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.

by It's spelled with two T's! March 14, 2009

boo blockers

Big ass sunglasses, typically worn by females. Sometimes associated with "Stunna Shades".

Good Lord! Cant nobody see that bitch with them boo blockers on.

by Natasha Karl June 11, 2006

vagina blocker

Like a cock blocker but the other way around

i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!

by asfgd January 26, 2008

blokes

it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE

see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.

by Glen February 6, 2005

Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."

by Miller Bro January 19, 2013

Cock Blocker

A small partition between urinals in a mens restroom intended to provide privacy for patrons.
The origin of this use is often credited to a man by the name of J.D. Sandri.

That strange looking guy was trying to peek over the cock blocker to check out my jungle-junk.

by MrT SUCKAH December 28, 2005

ugly blockers

Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!

"EWWW. did you see that bitch with the ugly blockers?"
"Yeah, but his ass was tight!"

by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008