bleak

miserable, unhappy, disappointed, angry.

dude when I heard they had cancelled the gig, I was bleak.
Hey,stop your whining, you are making me bleak

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

Blend

An Adult Female or Females

“The blend over there is fine”

by ThaCoolKid June 24, 2019

anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Bleazers

used to describe confusion or suprise.

person A: look its a flying pig!
person B: what the BLEAZERS?

by bleazerswoman March 14, 2011

bleargh

An exclamation used to emphasize the state of being ready to shoot yourself in the ass twice out of boredom and the complete lack of motivation to complete any work.

Bleargh, I'm so fucking bored and I don't want to do work.

by ljds July 12, 2008

Blevinced

When someone starts a fight with one person, calls for backup and still loses.

Jessica: You're a toxic piece of shit!
Felix: Who the fuck are you and why should i care about you?
Jessica: OMG! I can't believe you said that! Wait until my Family hears about that!
Jessica's Husband: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY TO MY WIFE YOU LITTLE SHIT?! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Jessica's Brother: YEAH WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BEFORE WE WHOOP YOUR ASS!
*Jessica and her family proceed to take the fight and get blevinced*

by OhNoNoPepeLaugh July 1, 2020

God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...

God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021