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Friends with Benefits is a PC term for SLUT and/or Whore. This type of adultry falls into the same catagory. Call it what you want, but to have a friend with benefits just makes a whore out of you. Save yourself for marriage.
Friends with Benefits means slut or whore.
by Doug Hightower April 8, 2006
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friends with benefits

Friends with Benefits is a term that can describe most anything. However, usually, when one talks about this phrase they are speaking of "a person with assets who can help the less fortunate person out" who is in need of money, property, a good meal, a favor, etc. This means that the friend in question likes to pay for things and in exchange, you put out for a little while. It can be a long term or a short term proposition. And, friend with benfits does not always mean putting out for sex in exchange for money. You can be doing this for other favors to that person, like for a meal, a chance to see a play, a chance to help someone get from Point A to Point B, etc. etc.
As an example, if I run an ad on Craigs List about friends with benefits, maybe this means I am looking for a good time but I am also short on cash so I would appreciate meeting someone who understands the term and a person who likes meeting a person like myself or whomever. So, in exchange for my spending a little or a lot of time with you or a group of people, it is "expected" that you are going to hand over some cash or buy me something that I need/want to satiate my needs/wants/desires. This is called 'friends with benefits' to put it lightly. I could run an ad in MFM or MFW or both looking for a person who has money on Craigslist or anywhere I wish to that is discreet, usually, lots and lots of it money they don't mind burning through to give money to me, the charity in question. This is just one example of 'friends with benefits'. There are many others.
by Professor PMS October 14, 2009
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Benefits Day

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!
by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011
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Benefit of the Doubt

When you buy something on the gray market whose expense implies that it was stolen or illicitly acquired, but decide to not make that assumption
I just bought a $500 restaurant gift card to a fancy steakhouse for $20 in Bitcoin I made from Genesis Mining using promo code 032WbQ. The guy I bought it from was super creepy, and from Nigeria despite the fact that 100% of the steakhouses I can use the gift card at are in America. Oh well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt!
by bitcoin potato August 24, 2017
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social benefits

gaining social benefits is acheivable through being seen with cool, popular people. for example, when seen in pictures with them, talking to them or sitting in their group, you are admired. some only associate with the elite clique to obtain social benefits and be recognised as one of them. to some, these benefits are the only real connections between them and their 'friends'.
loser 1: can you imagine how popular we will be after cathy sat with us today?
loser 2: thats what high school is all about, social benefits. its the only reason ash and emma are even friends.
by hbash,15andYOUREASLUT! May 7, 2009
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Selfish Benefits

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.
I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.
by THE LULU November 29, 2010
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death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.
“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."
by gcl1224 April 21, 2012
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