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Low Beaming

The act of being in a dimly lit space.
by LowBeaming November 23, 2021
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Beaming

Asking for solicited photos
Hey can I have your beaming photos
by WBAP July 20, 2022
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monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag
get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!
by ContentStatic March 10, 2022
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Drew Beams

Hes the best bo3, bo4 & bo6 Player To Ever Touch The Game. He Has The Biggest Most Massive Ego Compared To Everyone
Dude, have you heard of Drew Beams?
Yeah He Has The Biggest Ego & Could Beat Anybody On Cod
by drewbeamz January 21, 2025
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Pounding the devil’s support beam

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!
by MunchiesX October 17, 2020
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penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.
She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..
by DDDalso August 23, 2017
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Graph Beam

A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.

Extended:

Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).

Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.

Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.

Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.

Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):

It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.

Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).

Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)

Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine

“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”

“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”

“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
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