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Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.
Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.
by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011
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Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!
by Peter_peter October 28, 2024
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captain candle day

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot
by captain candle January 22, 2022
mugGet the captain candle daymug.
A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
mugGet the I am infertile from eating scented candles. Themug.

Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant
by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022
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Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
by FerdiT February 6, 2024
mugGet the Croatian Candle Holdermug.

Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.
YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE
by Mrboulder May 28, 2020
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