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Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.
I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day
by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019
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Bethell

Bethell’s are usually very dirty minded and have small cocks and likes to receive it up the ass by massive horses called Albert. Bethell’s are usually gay and loves a good old Mexican gayboy. Bethell is very sexual and likes to fuck anything and anyone he sees and says “any holes a goal” Bethell looks a lot like Jay of The Inbetweeners and acts like him aswell. He loves a good old blow job by anything and anyone and especially little Spanish gay queers called Carlos de La Gay
Are u gay
Yh I’m Bethell
by Hgdgjnfddjk May 2, 2019
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Bachelor Party Bitch out

—Verb phrase - To avoid one's responsibility to friends and roommates who are set to be betrothed; renege; back out usually with excuses that are found wanting

—Origin:
2004; akin to Muthin Out, Streiffin out

—Synonyms
1. See Blazin Out

— Antonym
1. Loyal
2. Righteous
Dude Andrew is pulling a bachelor party bitch out because his mom is in town, sad part is he's making her sleep on the floor.
by Shaved Ape Baby February 20, 2010
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batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.
If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.
by QuacksO April 3, 2019
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Thatcher Bachelor

A gay man. So named because he is most likely a bachelor as gay marriage is illegal in many places, and because Margaret thatcher was a lesbian. Not really, but she was butt ugly.
Mike: I never realized until seeing that movie on the internet that he was a Thatcher Bachelor!

Big Al: Yeah, he's a poo profiteer. An uphill gardener. He takes the cake. A prostate punisher

Mike: Well, he sure took that guy to browntown.
by Authur C. Commons April 24, 2008
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bachelor

Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.
James is a Bachelor.
by David Beam June 25, 2005
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Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes
OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor
by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011
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