Hayley Bath

The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster

"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"

by Legitimate Troublemaker June 14, 2017

bro bath

When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.

Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.

by kstyles March 12, 2018

bath rat

Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig

Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today

by Ash_why January 9, 2020

Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.

" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"

by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013