Cumber batch

A bitch a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
So you don’t get in trouble

Can you take out the garbage?
Ok you cumber batch

by Yeti Vendetti November 13, 2021

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012

Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.

"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

by batchspanker411 August 11, 2013

no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016

Bachakalakalua

A bachakalakalua is another word for 'mouse trap'. Used by hicks who are missing their two front teeth.

Bob:Dude! Did you see that mouse?!
Sue:Yeah! I tried to catch it and got my finger caught in the bachakalakalua!

by Amaris September 7, 2005

batchslap

(v) to bitchslap someone

Originally from music video for the song "Shoes" by Kelly who, because of 'her' accent, pronounces the 'i' in bitchslap as a long 'a'.

I'm gonna batchslap you shlutbag.

by a broken dream January 5, 2007

baacha

King of a state, area, locality or community.

I met the baacha at his place....

by Mansoor Baacha April 19, 2006