basic bitch

a basic bitch fulfills all the stereotypes of your typical 22 year old white girl and absolutely nothing more.

favorite movies: the notebook,

favorite bands: coldplay and adele,
likes walks on the beach and hanging out with her bitches. enjoys living like a statistic and dying like a leaf. causing nothing to change and effecting nothing. a meatsack with reproductive organs. neither dirty nor clean. neither nothing nor special. but some unnerving thing inbetween. existing enough to exist, but somehow enough to disappear. this is the essence of the basic bitch.

my facebook profile selfie's caption is "perfectly imperfect, if you dont love me at my best you dont deserve me at my worst"

you a basic bitch. get cancer and die.

by stunash June 8, 2014

Verbal Bashing

An excessive use of language in a criticizing manner.

PERSON A: So I went to the store today.
PERSON B: Why do you think i care about the store? ...dumbass. I hate the fact that you always have to keep everyone constantly aware of your each little thing you do assuming that the rest of us have nothing better to do than listen to your stupid side comments about shit that nobody wants to hear about? You are an idiot, always have been, always will be.
PERSON A: Why must you give me a verbal bashing?

by Ilya and Andrew September 9, 2008

visual basic

A complete waste of time that ruins your life

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*

by Yelsew Foolface April 5, 2005

Basically

A filler word used repeatedly by individuals, like the words 'like' and 'stuff' or various curse words. Often times the speaker has no idea they are saying it until you bring it up. It is also a sign that the speaker isn't actively speaking and probably talking from the top of their head. This often makes them seem 'awkward' or 'unintelligent'. Ironically, often times these individuals are the smartest people we know...

Jacob: Basically, I grew up in California, and basically liked to eat Mexican food. Which basically tasted good; if you like that stuff, basically."

Jason: You know you use the word 'basically' a lot right?

Jacob: Do I sorry...

by Muttemor September 28, 2014

Basic Bitch

This is that white suburban girl whose prideful of laying her ass around all day and letting the genetics prevent her from being morbidly obese, or not. She takes pictures of everything, and when the miracle occurs that she leaves the house she will take pictures and snapchats of the endeavor to make sure the world knows. These journeys will include trips to Starbucks, chipotle or other appropriately 'basic' locations. She is jobless, and one wonders what exactly she does to kill so much time, but in all likelihood, you don't want to know.

That 'basic bitch' just took a picture of her Vanilla Bean with two pumps of raspberry at Starbucks, again.

by aarontheboss April 12, 2014

Bashing the Bishop

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

basic dick

A guy who thinks he is "the shit" while he is the exact opposite; the male equivalent of a "basic bitch".

An obnoxious motherfucker that thinks he knows what's up but needs to get the shit beat out of him because he really doesn't know shit. He was a fucking basic dick. (Adam DeMamp in Workaholics)

by BasicDIck February 12, 2014