Jizz Basket

A Term most commonly used to describe an ass full of semen

2. A Womens mouth full of semen

Yo that ho michlle is a serious jizz basket man pha sho

by Matthew & Gary May 3, 2004

fruit basket

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.

My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.

by condoms.com July 30, 2003

basket of deplorables

Hillary Clinton's term for Trump's supporters, claiming they are all racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic and many other words for bigotry turned into meaningless buzzwords by the left. While this made her radical followers very happy (because they believe it) and her other followers happy as well (because they believed it would hurt Trump), it actually backfired on her. Turns out calling half of the country bigoted does not bode well when you are running for president and claiming you will unite the country.

The infamous "basket of deplorables" speech definitely factors into why Clinton lost the 2016 election.

by spootyhead January 5, 2017

basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS

I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.

by Balzar May 10, 2005

basket weave

A sexual move performed by one's own or a lucky partner. The move is started by ones own hands conjoined to form a basket. This interlock of hands are then cradled around the shaft of a penis. The movement is a weave like fashion coining the term basket weave

oh shit my bitch basket weaved my dick last night

I got my basket weave on

by Crayton McDaniels September 21, 2009

the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

by camalus April 1, 2004

nantucket basket

When you're at a bar in New England, you pick up a broad and bring her home for sex, only to find out she's been tucking the goods between 'her' legs all night.

Yo, that bitch was Nantucket Basketing the whole time!

by Balogna and Stupid November 29, 2007