Skip to main content

puts the lotion in the basket 

Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.
"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."

"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"

"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
puts the lotion in the basket mug front
Get the puts the lotion in the basket mug.
See more merch

Market Basket 

a.k.a. "the bucket", "the trash basket", MB

massachusetts and new hampshire supermarket chain. motto: "market basket, where you can get more for your dollar". characterized by cheap pay and horrible working conditions (crabby old ladies, leaky chicken, squashed grapes, etc.) overall, a wretched place to work.
good ol' store #48 in haverhill, ma
Market Basket by Krista August 19, 2003

Ass Basket 

A person who has demonstrated his ability to be more than just an ordinary ass! A massive jerk equivalent to a basket full of asses.
Jeez that guy is a real ass basket!
Ass Basket by Renegade63x September 18, 2009

Fruits Basket

The story of 16 year old Tohru Honda who lives by herself in a tent after her grandfather has to remodel. She runs into the Sohma family and she learn that the family is cursed! The family turns into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex! Very original story by Natsuki Takaya-sensei and beloved anime/manga. I highly recommend this to any anime/manga fan!
Example 1:
You're an apple!

You're a banana!

You're an orange!

Watermelon!

Peach!

Honda-san, you're the riceball.

I waited patiently for them to call "riceball"..

But I never thought things through enough to know..

That there's no way a riceball can be in a Fruits Basket.

Example 2: The snow always melts

Example 3: Kyo: DAMN RAT! ><;

Horny nigga laundry basket 

Andy is my HoRrnY NiGgA lAUnDrY BaSKeT
Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry basket

🤞🏻💕🤞🏻💕🤞🏻💕🤞🏻💕🤞🏻

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens 

a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.
"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"

Egg Basket 

To insert one man's testicles (the eggs) into another mans foreskin (the basket.) Requires at least one uncircumcised penis.
Pete and James performed an egg basket for Sarah's amusement.
Egg Basket by Pete & James April 25, 2007