barler

A Barler is a white, cis man, often old or middle aged. This is an offensive slur against white men. The term derived from their overuse of the white man's favorite beverage, beer. Barley is in beer, therefore making old white men "barlers."

"Hurry Sally! Lock the car doors! A creepy Barler is coming!"

by maslol December 1, 2020

Deep Barney

to be in deep trouble

we're in deep barney
....?
Barney Rubble...Trouble!

by Charizard LeBeau June 25, 2009

Dirty Barnes

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.

Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012

Vanessa Jane barber

A blonde cunt with no facial expression

Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber

“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”

“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”

by Guccisliderpimp October 10, 2018

Barnes & Nobled

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

Bob Barker

A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.

I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

Travis Barker

(n.) Very talented, former Blink182 drummer. He used to be so awesome. Then he left Blink182, married a barbie doll/pamela anderson look-alike, got his own ridiculous MTV reality show, and joined the very odd Transplants, who kinda suck.

Newlyweds, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, and then Meet the Barkers.

by xximxnotxokayxx July 18, 2008