Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016

onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.

by AWetFart March 20, 2017

cheryl blossom

a red headed girl that evil and people call her cheryl boom shell!

:you sound and look like cheryl blossom

by MELANIE SUPERMAN August 2, 2017

Butter blossom

A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."

"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"

"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"

by kittykay69 September 20, 2017

Hot blossom

Digital vaginal penetration using a capcasin based sauce as a personal lubricant

Carl invited Debbie over for a little kimchi and chill, which ultimately ended in a hot blossom.

by McFlyman December 12, 2017