badger face 

a person with a face of a badger or a person who looks a bit like a badger. this person should always be called badger face.
a person who trys to hide his face with a top hat must have a badger face.

"woah dude, check out that badger face"
"woah, i know. his face is totaly like a badgers"
"badger face badger face HA!"
"put on your top hat badger face"

badger face by kirk lizard 1 December 30, 2008

double dipping ass badger 

noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.

That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger

double dipping ass badger by kosher crew August 22, 2010

Aqua Badger 

An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.

Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger

Aqua Badger by newsteam January 3, 2010

Dirt Badger 

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.

I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.

Dirt Badger by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011

Badger Ham 

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

Badger Ham by Delalune March 18, 2011

growl at the badger 

A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female.

"what the fuck did you do last night dave!?"
"I scored a babe, pulled her pants down and had a growl at the badger!"

growl at the badger by manwhoknowsalotaboutvaginas May 1, 2008

Badger 

A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word

Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself

Badger by B@tty December 24, 2008