backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat

Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?

by jordayler February 23, 2011

backdoor meat

Taking a cock in the ass.

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.

by RedStore4 April 30, 2010

backdoor surprise

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.

Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!

by Terry Deary July 21, 2008

backdoor man

Fucking a married woman.

Shake for me girl, i wanna be your backdoor man.

by |Zoso| September 2, 2005

backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.

“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
“Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”

by Trav February 10, 2005

Backdoor Betty

A girl that enjoys anal sex, sometimes even over vaginal sex. This is usually a secret preference, and not advertised by the girl, to avoid jokes and to protect her "reputation" as a "nice" girl.

She'll never admit it, but I've heard that she's a Backdoor Betty!

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.

Self explanatory, isn't it?

by Mike January 17, 2005