hot butt sex

Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”

*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*

NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”

ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”

*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*

by BIGBOOTYBRI April 18, 2022

Buttsecular

A way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say SUPRISE BUTTSECKS and they turn around halfway through. This is where you change the words "buttsecks" to "Buttsecular" thusly stopping them from punching you.

Me: (walking up behind someone) SUPRISE BUTT...
them: (turns around)
me: ...Buttsecular... (walks away)

by Schizoprenic Psychosomatic Mental Patient January 14, 2008

buttsecks

how is that supposed to feel good? there's no sexual organ there or anything... just the pooper.

buttsecks. "OH MY GOD KEEP DOING IT YOU'RE BUMPING MY PROSTATE"

"Did you.. did you just.. shit on my dick??"

by SLDCJAM October 3, 2006

buttsekzy

1. Adjetive form of "buttsekz"
2. Hot

1. j00 r a very buttsekzy person

2. Ouch! That stove is buttsekzy!

by Burkshifter February 12, 2005

Raging Butt Sex

Raging butt sex is when your step-father comes home from a long day of work drunk as all hell and decides to beat you until you either lock yourself in the closet or run away crying and pissing your pants. after this he turns his attention towards your mom, not even noticing that she got her hair done today, but instead in a drunken rage because he no longer has you to molest he has his way with your mom's anus tearing the shit out of it until she's bled so much there is no use for lube. after he blows his load and pukes on her back he then passes out as your mom experiences orgasm after orgasm shaking her body all over.

(drunken step dad): I'm gonna give you raging butt sex
(your mom):alright I'm just healed from last week's session lets go.

by Austin benson January 24, 2008

Gay Butt Sex

A sexual act where two or more gay men engage in penetrative sex with their assholes. This is usually accompanied by a copious amount of lube. According to the Geneva Convention it would not be considered gay butt sex but rather just butt sex if one of the parties involved utter the magic words "no homo".

Charles: Yo I had Gay Butt Sex yesterday. It felt amazing!
Bao Dao: Yeah I know I did it with you!

by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

Chinese butt sex

The ancient form of Chinese sex using long bamboo sticks as a sex toy while having intercourse.
Most commonly used by lesbians.
It's the first form of a dildo

Ms. Tran: oh me so horny! do math homework while performing Chinese butt sex OoOo

by Rusty_Shackleton April 14, 2009