here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."

Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?

by indiancorn November 12, 2009

Tear a Brick

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

by Memesareawesome May 7, 2018

buying the bickle

buying the bickle is when you're purchasing a piece of merchandise/food/any item that was referenced or in some way involved in a piece of media. the term comes from a /k/ poster buying the travis bickle hidden gun mechanism seen in Taxi Driver

"did you see Jerry's new beemer?"
"yeah...he was riding it around while wearing the Drive jacket...talk about buying the bickle"

by sneedp May 25, 2022

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

evan bickford

A person who enjoys ratting out people who want to fight him.

That damn Evan Bickford ratted me out.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Sick Bickies

When such an event is so outrageously sick you refer to it as 'Sick Bickies!.....'

mate.... that commo' of your's is fuckin sick bickies aye!

by rathier' October 18, 2008

Brick Year

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.

Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.

by offlyner March 11, 2008