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A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.
A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.
by Casey5Star January 4, 2013
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British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.
Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry
by Donnie9 July 29, 2012
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British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
by conze97 March 5, 2023
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British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap
A proper British Cap scalds the penis
by anonymous March 24, 2023
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british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
by Tellitubby August 15, 2017
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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British Twink

Look up "british twink" in a dictionary and you'll find GeorgeNotFound
by BumblebeePuzzlebox March 19, 2022
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