Brendan

Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person
by Tagzyy May 24, 2023
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Brendan Bailey

Dudes named Brendan bailey gay asf and pale as snow 😴
by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018
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Brendan

Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby
by GormandEgg March 29, 2022
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Brendan

A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S
I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.
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Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up
by Jetason March 21, 2022
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Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating
“Eww Look at that fat kid

Yeah His name is Brendan”
by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019
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Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.
"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"
by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021
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