birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.

Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Blunt Monday

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"

Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.

by Branson420 February 26, 2011

bluntococcus sativus

Latinized name of a Phillies Blunt(bluntococcus) filled with ganja (sativus). See also blunt.

And on the eighth day, God created the bluntococcus sativus.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

bluntsted

Smoking more than one blunt in a session or evening.

Lets get bluntsted tonight...

by S.read October 29, 2007

bluntermission

A period in which action temporarily ceases for the sole purpose of smoking a blunt. Generally done during drunken nights, between classes, lunch time, etc...

Man 1: You guys finna smoke a blunt before you start drinkin?

Man 2: We've been drinkin, just taking a bluntermission before we continue

by TakeItSucka February 14, 2010

Bluntpuffer

1. A person who likes to indulge themselves in the act of puffing blunts which have normally had the tobacco removed and replaced with that good sticky.

2. An Xbox 360 live player who is renowned for his long winded but often hilarious stories, his horrible and often incorrect short term memory and his ability to talk other players who don't even smoke into halting any game play so he can partake in puffing blunts.

1. Ask Dan for some papers. Man that dude is a bluntpuffer, he ain't got no papers!

2. I keep getting shot by the enemy cuz BlunyPuffer2 is busy hiding and smoking!

by redeyedStr8guy February 21, 2010

Blunt Force Ingenuity

Also referred to as BFI. The method used to determine the best usage of Blunt (or brute) force

Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower.
Also referred to as BFI

by Rnydyman March 1, 2010