Birthday Dump

You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.

On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.

You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"

"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)

by Ice HOuse April 3, 2008

birthday challenge

The succesful completion of masturbating to orgasm in the 24 hour period on one's birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to masturbate 24 times.

Man, Erik gave up porn for good after his castration accident during the birthday challenge.

by thesarlac July 29, 2007

birthday dome

the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =

rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party.

by rhiannon_rae March 5, 2008

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 10, 2010

birthday cock

The act of sticking one's penis in a significant others' birthday cake and using the tip of the penis as a serving knife

Kathy's mom was shocked to see Kathy's boyfriend using his birthday cock to cut the imported tiramisu

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015

Birthday Girl

A girl who is celebrating her birthday. She is given special treatment for looking sexy af and partying hard.

Guy 1. Ally is looking super cute!
Guy 2. Ya man, she is the Birthday Girl.

by Xxfuturexx September 4, 2018

birthday boy

A birthday boy is a guy who is celebrating his birthday. The birthday boy is lucky enough to have a woman who will give him all of his wishes. The birthday boy is entitled to having all of his dreams come true. Includes birthday sex and anything else that would make him so happy. A birthday boy happens only one day a year.

Hey there birthday boy....let me show you how much I love you....

Birthday boy, those wishes were the least I could do for you; there's more to come.

by MamaDoll May 11, 2010