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claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
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BeNcH

(1)Something you would call a friend who is more than an aquaintance, more than just a friend and more than just a best friend. A true bench
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍
(1)Person A: Heyyyyy I haven’t seen you in ages
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that

Person B: ikr what a BEnCh
by A rAiSin January 15, 2019
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Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.
coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*
by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024
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Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008
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Bench Fassy

A Man who disrespects, belittles or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men.

This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life since many of them don't have father figures and have lack of guidance.
This guy only acts up when he's around his boys. Bench fassy yute.
by Arron j smith September 13, 2021
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stupid bench

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen
Oh Valarie, you’re such a stupid bench.
by stupid bench January 30, 2019
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Bench

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall
He is doing the bench again. He's such a bench body. Why can't everyone be a bench
by BenchBody June 8, 2021
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