Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Alaskan Burpie

When a man drinks several 2-Liter bottles of soda, usually Fanta or Root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole. This result should produce the inflation of her anus, giving her a huge fart.

Brett: Hey dude can I borrow some money for soda?
Lee: I bet your going to try that Alaskan Burpie

by RafePL0x? April 11, 2011

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010

Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

by Cap Young November 20, 2007

the alaska club

A gym found in Alaska where people go to work out. Generally full of (but not limited to) Southside residents and people from the Hillside.

All the rich kids use their parents money and memberships to get into the Alaska Club

by SouthsideHoney May 11, 2006

Alasker

It is when you college professor doesn't know how to say Alaska.

Glaciers in alasker.

by vano92 September 21, 2011