Rupe Time

A form of time invented by the great Ted Rupe. Usually much slower than anyone elses.

Ted: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.

by Jabraham April 13, 2010

Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.

OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.

by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018

Botris Time

Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.

Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.

20 min passes.

Random: wtf wheres bot?

Random2: remember, botris time.

Random: Lets just start.

1hour passes.

Bot: WTF why you all gone.

by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013

time kompression

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard

Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?

by Ultimecia September 28, 2013

Big Timed

When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.

You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.

by Don Kershaw December 11, 2007

it’s morbin time

The catchphrase from the world famous Marvel legend, Morbius. First spoken in the 2022 box office hit, Morbius. The movie grossed 234 Morbillion dollars, being so successful, it created a new unit of measurement. The legend Jared Leto, who had played the Joker, in the masterful 2016 hit, Suicide Squad. The movie was given a 100 percent critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 10 on IMDB. The catchphrase itself speaks a powerful message about the values of society and discrimination. As well as demonstrating the life of the working class. This powerful line has been presented from world leaders and CEO’s.

Judge: Do you plead guilty for selling illegal substances to those group of minors? As well as sexually abusing them.
Morbius fan: it’s morbin time

by goat of definitions June 06, 2022

tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.

Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.

by knowman April 12, 2008