A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."
by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026
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Ryan: Hey Tom, what are you up to?
Tom: I'm playing Katamari Damacy.
Ryan: Wow, this game is very asitripish.
Tom: I know. Its just like The Wizard of Oz or Alice and Wonderland. This game was invented by Japanese people on and acid trip!
Ryan: Well duh...I'm surprised the French didn't have a hand in it.
Tom: I'm playing Katamari Damacy.
Ryan: Wow, this game is very asitripish.
Tom: I know. Its just like The Wizard of Oz or Alice and Wonderland. This game was invented by Japanese people on and acid trip!
Ryan: Well duh...I'm surprised the French didn't have a hand in it.
by Lucus Bladder November 13, 2006
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When your ass is so cold it feels as though there is an icicle up it..
Also used to describe a lousy situation.
Also used to describe a lousy situation.
by Loyal-X August 7, 2010
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The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 2, 2013
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