Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026

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Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

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aspicycow

a Femboy who covers themselves in oil for money online

Dude, I just aspicycowed and got paid $100

by not_dingo October 13, 2025

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AssCape

When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.

As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."

"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."

by 3nrRed January 6, 2026

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Hiveon ASIC Firmware

Custom firmware on steroids. Hiveon ASIC Firmware boosts your hardware with high virus protection and manual and automatic settings that can give you an up to 30% higher hashrate.

Hiveon ASIC Firmware is the holy grail I’ve been looking for to cut my energy costs while squeezing max profit out of my ASICs.

by beeholder May 19, 2023

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