asshat

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

by dont313mess June 22, 2025

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.

Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

stop this asshatery

A most disrespectful way to tell one to drop the bullshit. An asshat is one who uses their own ass as a hat, making asshatery the action the obnoxious actions made by an asshat, which usually involve angering or disregarding other people.

Kelly- Jessica must be stopped she's an asshat
Joie- Jessica STOP THIS ASSHATERY thank you

Jessica- That hurts
Joie- I'm sorry you feel that way

by hi i'm a asshat August 24, 2022

Mr. Asshat

The correct way of addressing the 45th President of the United States of America’s.

Mr. Asshat, 45th President of the United States, just toured a mask factory during the quarantine and didn’t wear a mask.

by LordGodKel June 4, 2020