“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020

by ball fondler December 5, 2023

A type of droid in Star Wars designed to kill important people. Despite being among the most badass droids featured in the franchise, they weren't done justice until the release of The Mandalorian.
Clone Trooper: We can kick battle droid butt!
Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...
Clone Trooper: Shit...
Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...
Clone Trooper: Shit...
by Exterminator (not really) December 2, 2019

No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....
Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

by UnluckyAssassin April 8, 2015

The 'Assassin Walk' is the mythical representation that the Assassin's from "Assassin's Creed' are the creators of the first Gangsta Walk. This mythical representation is taken from the 'Assassin's Creed' games. Notably: 'Assassin's Creed (The First Game)', 'Assassin's Creed II', 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood', 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations', and essentially most or all PSP affiliated 'Assassin's Creed' games.
The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.
The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.
The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.
The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.
Friend: Dude, you walking like a Gangsta! You can't do that, you ain't a Gangsta like me.
Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.
Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.
by Shadioactive November 28, 2013

assassin
A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
“Damn, did you see how smoothly Jake aced that presentation and then charmed the entire board? That dude’s a straight-up assassin in the corporate world.”
by anonymous December 14, 2024
