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asian girls

The best looking women on Earth. Make great wives, great sex, usually not as slutty as white girls, can cook good food, and make white girls undesirable in comparison.
White Girl: John, ever since you got back from your vacation to Japan, I noticed you've been avoiding me. Why?

John: Because I realized how slutty and ugly you are compared to asian girls, GTFO
by Zacky Wacky January 19, 2008
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asian girl

Women from east Asia who are very beautiful,elegant, reserved, and intelligent. Contrary to popular belief, some of them DO have boobs AND a butt (not all of them, but a fair amount of them do). They have straight, soft, and silky black hair.
Asian girl are very popular nowadays
by kazewoubete May 10, 2007
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Asian Girls

The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.
by Mr. Zimpy January 14, 2010
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Asian Prince

An asian man who is incredibly wealthy and attractive. Also looking for his princess. He wears 'real' tiger fur clothing and is a popular Asian singer.
The Asian Prince had a beautiful mullet and flew a private jet.
by julieplogic November 25, 2006
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asian freak

A non-Asian, commonly male, who studies an Asian language and/or culture to chase after Asian women or men regardless of their personality traits, common interests, and/or age. Male Asian freaks think Asian women are easy, which boosts their confidence, and try to take advantage of them. They appear to have a genuine interest and kindness towards their Asian target and target's culture and forget their victim once they get what they want, usually sex.

This word is passed from actual exchange students who were warned of this type of persons before arriving to their exchange program destination.
That Asian freak just tried to hit on that exchange student by talking to her in Japanese!

Asian exchange students, beware of Asian freaks!
by lewdev November 15, 2007
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Asian Fail

When an asian doesn't get an A on an assignment/test/class.
Asian kid #1: Ah crap, I failed.
Asian Kid #2: Fail or Asian fail?
Asian kid #1: B+, Asian fail.
by Gaz3rock May 26, 2009
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BoOtyliciOus Asian

A bootylicious Asian woman, usually having an athletic , well-proportional physique, very horny and from China, Japan or Korea, with a carefree persona, usually wearing thot shorts or washed out light-blue hoe shorts or super-tight hot shorts with sneakers (with or without socks) or high-heels or flip-flops, every day in situations that may seem inappropriate or appropriate despite whomever is present or whoever she is with.
1) When five Asian girls walk into the club on a Friday night and two of them have a fat-ass and look athletic, wearing thot shorts.

2)You're having dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant and this BoOtyliciOus Asian girl inadvertently bumps her ass against the back of your head as she's squeezing between you and another occupied chair. As you turn around to see what hit you, you blurt out: "DAMN, your Asian, and BoOtyliciOus; DAMN!!! -- At this point, she might give you her number and say something, like: "I'm new to America, here my number, I need help with English. Need friends. Okay, you call." -- At this point, no matter where you are in your relationship with your current girlfriend, you take her number, throw money on the table and run after that BoOtyliciOus Asian Goddess.

3) Steven: Yo Al!!

Alvin: What dude?!

Steven: Checkout that oriental on your left.

Alvin: I got to slow down. -- DAMN!!!! She's BoOtyliciOus! Haven't seen a BoOtyliciOus Asian in this part of town. And she's fit too. I'm going to turn around and bag another.

Steven: Dude, she's wearing hoe shorts; she's probably a thot.

Alvin: No, she's wearing hot shorts.

Steven: Wtf! How you know this shit?

Alvin: My girlfriend is BoOtyliciOus, she's Asian and I brought her hot shorts yesterday, on the same day I met her.
by Psychic Chun-Li December 13, 2018
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