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Time Lord Separation Anxiety 

n. The anxiety or depression that happens when a favorite Doctor on the popular BBC Show: Doctor Who, regenerates into a different actor. This syndrome can lead to a temporary hatred of the Doctor that replaces the old one in said regeneration. Although the the effects can pass quickly, or be prolonged, the victim of TLSA will eventually come around.
"Why did Vanessa seem so sad and was cursing David Tennant's name?
"Oh, she's going through Time Lord Separation Anxiety."
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Urination Anxiety

common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.

* this is for urinals
Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?

Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
Urination Anxiety by McGoogan.Houzen September 4, 2011

Holiday Package Anxiety 

Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.
Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?

Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!
Word of the Day on December 11, 2012

Bus Anxiety

(n.) a temporary syndrome, during which one exhibits the symptoms of intermittently and repetitively standing up from the bus stop bench, walking to the curb and occasionally far into the street, and looking far down the approaching roadway only to sit down again immediately thereafter. This can lead to the more permanent condition known as Bus Stop Syndrome which is more prevalent for those who remain in a seated position. Those who are particulary adept at Bus Spotting seem to be immune from this syndrome. The syndrome is alleviated when the awaited bus arrives, and may be accompanied by a bus jig. Another known cure for this syndrome is to quickly slam a beer or another alcoholic beverage while waiting.
Jack, seated: Hey man, if you need to get up and dance around, the bathroom's behind the bus stop, not in front of it!

Moe: No, this thing is supposed to come by every 10 minutes and it's been about 25 since I've been here!

Jack: I think you might have a case of Bus Anxiety. You better crack a beer and get that taken care of.
Bus Anxiety by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

Eid Anxiety

The fear of being judged, stared at, looked down to and being told you gained/lost weight during Ramadan.
I do not want to go to my family gathering because of Eid anxiety.
Eid Anxiety by SMAhmed June 25, 2017

Social distancing anxiety 

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.

urinal anxiety 

I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
urinal anxiety by cruella June 16, 2005