ANGRY TURDS

When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.

Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!

by The Sikness October 11, 2013

angry space

the space on the desk where the laptop and the paper overlap or collide. its where things don't lay evenly on the desk, causing the desk owner to feel angry.

My desk looks so jumbled with all this angry space going on between my laptop and textbook.

by harry freakin' potter September 16, 2010

Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!

Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.

by MeHaveAids December 22, 2020

Angry Chipmunk

When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.

Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night.

by Jakespeare September 21, 2006

Angry Chubaka

While receiving oral sex, thrust your member down your partner’s esophagus. Your partner will try to scream at you for surprising/gagging them. And with you member blocking their esophagus, it will sound like a growling noise that will resemble Chubaka (from Star Wars). Especially if you are ejaculating in their esophagus.

I gave my girlfriend the Angry Chubaka when I was drunk two weeks ago. Now we don't have sex anymore.

by Brotherman December 30, 2006

Angry Pelican

When a guy is railing a chick on the beach and he pulls out and dips his wet cock in the sand. As he puts it back in, she screams out like a water-dwelling bird...and she's definitely not happy.

-Did you see that couple having sex on the beach?
-Yea, I hope he pulled the angry pelican on her.

by T.A.L.B. February 1, 2008

angry horse

When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.

Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!

by crystal wellington April 19, 2008