angry banjo

you choke a bitch while fingering the fuck out of her

I can't believe that slut asked me to play her like an angry banjo

by F.. May 1, 2008

Angry Birds

An app with green pigs who steal eggs from birds who can't ever remember to keep them safe and get really pissed when they get stolen, even though they should've done a better job protecting them.

I love playing Angry Birds!

by sloteneggsman August 11, 2012

Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.

Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!

by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006

the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.

The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble

by Master Apps September 18, 2005

Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.

Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.

by nadolf August 23, 2006

Angry Mudslide

The act of taking a crap at a social gathering at the home of a person you dislike, instead of using toilet paper you wipe your ass on either their shower curtain or hand towels.

"I was at Brian's house and did an Angry Mudslide in his bathroom".

by Schlumie January 13, 2009

Angry Wench

The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!

by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009