Alvia

its a cream that people use after their sex, so that they cannot have babies.

Girl: Sweetheart make sure to put on Alvia so that we cannot have kids.
Boy: Sure hunny I love the smell of Alvia...

by meher jinnah March 5, 2011

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alvino

1. A good soccer player who jacks off to famous soccer players.
2. A short smiget, usually gay and mexican, always being picked on by whiteboys.
3. A gay wacker who sleeps with his mom.
4. A male prostitute.

1. Dang that alvino just dosn't stop with that picture of ronaldinho.
2. Dang, white boy is picking on that alvino again.
3. Did you here that alvino's sister is also his daugter
4. I did it with a dirty alvino.

by kintokunta January 30, 2008

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Alvia

its a cream that people use after their sex, so that they cannot have babies.

Girl: Sweetheart make sure to put on Alvia so that we cannot have kids.
Boy: Sure hunny I love the smell of Alvia...

by meher jinnah March 5, 2011

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Alvin "The Pork" York

American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.

Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."

Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."

by The Pork November 9, 2008

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